Me and Carmen Electra

Ever feel like they may as well play strip tease music during security screening at the airports? Seriously, I've never played strip poker, but I imagine it going something along the lines of what I have to do at the airport. Off with the jacket, off with the shoes, off with the sweatshirt if it zips . . . that's annoying enough. But then I've got to juggle all the other things they make me unpack - laptop, liquids, etc. For real, it's a little on the ridiculous side.