Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Favorite Headlines from Drudge: 5/20 at 2:30 pm

Man Boobs

Get Mowin'!

M$A$Y$O



Those man boobed boys need to quit eating those $175 burgers and start mowing their lawns! (not only for exercise but to avoid incarceration).

Friday, May 09, 2008

One Hot Mess

olsen twins
my boss
amy winehouse
me

What these have in common? All of the above can be defined as a "hot mess."

First let us look at the proper definition here.

They obvi need pictures - I humbly suggest the following:
See exhibit A here.
Unfortunately I cannot post pics of my boss lest I be fired . . . thus making me more of a hot mess than I am right now.
Exhibit B = pure awesomeness. A Hot Mess Blog!
Exhibit C is my own blog. I haven't blogged since December. Yikes. But not to worry my little (or non-existent) readership - I'm back like Fergie in Clumsy.

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