Making like Carmen Electra

Anybody else feel like TSA should play strip tease music at the airport while they screen? It was like, off with my boots, then with my coat, then with my sweat shirt - by the end I was in pajama pants and a spaghetti starp tank. Oh, I had like 5 bins worth of crap because of the computer, shoes, carry on bag, second carry on, etc.) I was a rock star getting through with all my stuff in under 5 minutes.